Minutes of the BK October 18 Meeting

by the real secretary, Brian Lowenberg

What?!?! Brian Lowenberg is secretary?! Well, yes I am. But only after being abducted by aliens who ate swiss cheese and said only "John Malkovich" repeatedly.  That got real annoying. I had no idea what was going on.  And it took me a month to eat through my cage which by the way was made of hardened rum-cake.  But I am here with you now.

In attendance to the meeting, more than half graced us with their presence on Wednesday.  Excused: Boles, "Where's the Banos", Elzinator, The Fann Man, Kimpel Mipple, Kissing Keisling, and The Petersons; although I am pretty sure Princess Whitney is on the list.  Only Sir Charles was missing without due notice.  Well, we anyways, we took pictures without you.  

NEXT Meeting. Nov. 1st. Same bat time, same bat channel.

At the Meeting:

S-e-r-v-i-c-e, sign up for it.  We would like to think that you didn't do all that service before JUST FOR RECOGNITION. Besides if you don't, Meghan will use her physical abilities on your head in a very negative way.

Fiesta Fair - any ideas on what to do? Brainstorming is good. Brainwashing is bad. 10/28, noon to 1:30

ZOOBOO-do we get to scare the kids or just the animals? 10/30 4-7 and 7-9:30 and 10/31, same times

Dorm Storm- c'mon it's tradition. we have to be there 11/5, 8:30pm

Chandler Estates- decorate WITH the elders, do not decorate the elders 11/18

$3 return for Bays food expenses.

INDUCTION: sign up for interview slots, then they call you (unlike some ex-girlfriends and boyfriends)   7-10 interview slots is good but to which The Cobbemeister said, "ungmmph"- did I spell that right.

11/5-apps due, and yes they will be on reserve in library

11/5-11/12-they talk to us, or at least try to

11/12 at 1:30- we talk to them and tell them our history...wait we have history?, then we vote til real late (this is IMPORTANT, duh!) ***Later that night at my place (a fitting place for such an event), we will have "Drink and Draw" to make our rookies all door signs.  And Good door signs they will be.

11/13- we tell them who's worthy with letters and DOOR SIGNS, BUT we didn't get door signs.  No, but maybe these people are smarter than us or something.

11/19- 4-6 pm Holt Ctr. INDUCTION. We get to haze them by "accidentally" poking safety pins into thier chests. But who will be out Keynote Speaker: Meyers or Tynes?

11/29- New Member Social at Broadway 5050, 9pm. Wait where is that located? Our website.  We have one, it's just not linked to Trinty yet. Hey, can we put drunk pics on it?

Hey we get to dress up again and hang out with administrators on Oakmont. That's December 3rd at 8pm.

Then, well we discussed the corruption in National Blue Key.  Should we hire a lawyer?

-Your humble secretarian, Brian Lowenberg